03-04-09

't Is ons eigen schuld

Why Men Stand to Pee

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra benefits left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability."

Adam immediately jumped up and blurted.
"Oh, give that to me! I'd love to... please, oh please, oh please, oooh let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand".

On and on he went, Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, he should have it and she really wouldn't mind.
And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his misdirection while in a vertical position.
And Adam was so happy, dancing and laughing with delight all the while.
And God saw it was good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left here?
Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."

10:20 Gepost door Geert in Humor | Permalink | Commentaren (9) |  Facebook

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Yes, thank God I'm a woman !

Groetjes !

Gepost door: Mamapippa | 03-04-09

WOEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Da's echt een hele goeie!! hahahahaha!
Heel duidelijk gevalletje van 'eerste gewin is kattengespin' hahaha!
Groetjesssssssss!
ps. maar ik moet zeggen...staand kunnen plassen was toch ook wel handig geweest hahahahaa!

Gepost door: mizzD | 03-04-09

Hehe... okee vooruit dan! :P

Gepost door: mizzD | 03-04-09

hahahahahah
eigen schuld dikke bult hihihihi

Gepost door: callemie | 03-04-09

de laatsten zullen de eerste zijn:-))

Gepost door: klaproos | 03-04-09

you can't have it all...
grtz...

Gepost door: guusje | 03-04-09

Ben ik daar efkes blij!!

Gepost door: Danique | 03-04-09

Dat verzin je allemaal tijdens het werk in de tuin.....
De natuur kan je wel op ideeën brengen.
Duif nog gezien vandaag?

Gepost door: ank | 06-04-09

Neen, ik las die eens op het internet en vond het wel leuk. Vooral Adam wordt neergezet als een karikatuur van het mannelijk deel van de bevolking.
Een mop kan je beter niet vertalen, daarom is hij in 't Engels.

Gepost door: It is I, .... | 06-04-09

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